Friday, 14 October 2011

Charlie Brooker Quotes

On reading Sky TV magazine while sitting on the toilet - "Visually inhaling crap at one and and rectally exhaling it from the other; my corporeal self simply a conduit for the elemental crapforce that binds the universe together"

On Jeremy Kyle - "Everytime I see him its as if someone has just walked over my grave."

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